Well, I was going to let this one go, after all, “Bald Britney” is hardly a reason to give up any blog space or worse, editorial coverage for the antics of this lunatic celebrity.
But I just can’t resist. This kind of grist for the tabloids is worth some commentary.
By now, even us hard core Globe & Mail readers aren’t immune to the deranged moves from celebrities that seep into even our most respected daily newspapers. Both Lynn Crosbie of the Globe and Vinay Menon of The Star give Britney the equivalent of a Dean Martin roast and deservedly so. Vinay’s article opens with “As it turns out, Kevin Federline was the sane one.” Brilliant!
All I can say is this pathetic, gum-smacking, sorry excuse for a mother who craves the spotlight (if she wanted a simple shave she could have stayed at home and used her Lady Bic) has lost more than her hair. Troubled, misunderstood or just plain stupid, she has lost fans, her dignity and somewhere along the way her panties. She could have shaved her head and restored her trashy image at the same if she would have held a press conference and had her hair buzzed off for a children’s charity. In one fell swoop she could have easily raised millions, get the Sinead look she sought, all while revitalizing an image which so desperately needs an overhaul.
Britney, you may be surrounded by bodyguards, dancers, publicists, friends and family 24/7, but no one in your entourage has the coglione to take you aside and drive home common sense.
Call me, I think we can help you.